Just yo basic blunt smokin', 40oz sippin', SxC L.A livin' ass nigga

#SwagMeOutBitch

 

seriousjones:

powerburial:

Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes

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suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

(Source: neogohann)

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue)

i just need to get my shit together

me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: jamespmberry)